"Body Shots"
By
First Lady Sea Princess

For all you non-alcoholics (I'm sure you are a dying breed), body shots are a sexy drinking game between two people and a bottle of tequila. (Editor's note: the tequila always wins.) The trick is to lick the salt off the sexiest body part of the other person and then drink a shot of tequila. You also have the option of squeezing lime on that person and making it drip to get a more sensual effect.

On our second date in Hong Kong and during our wilder days, DOV and I played this game in his flat, which was like a local bar. He had a complete line of liquor (including the tequila with a little worm inside called "mezcal") and his toilet was known as the barfing station among the Cathay stewardesses. Even before I met him, his flat was the regular party place with rooms for either passing out or getting lucky that night.

We actually reached 5 rounds each and covered all the … (Editor's note: the following paragraph has been censored to maintain the family atmosphere of Pagkakaisa.)

I haven't drank any tequila since. That night was the last body shot experience I had. To my recollection, DOV did another game with some guys from National Life (headed by Ronnie Asuncion and during his wilder days!) and handpicked GRO's. DOV won with his choice of body part, licking salt from the fine lady's upper inner thigh! I don't really think of that as an accomplishment but I let him enjoy his glory.

Funny that I remembered this game looking at Tom drinking his tequila whilst talking to Rosan, a friend I brought to Tequila Joe's to meet him. I've been setting up this date for the longest time. They actually know of each other for they both dive with the same circle of friends. Asked if she had a good time, she said, "Well, he tried to get my number." I can't decide if that was for or against Tom. DOV in turn asked Tom to rate her between 1 and 10 and his answer was "She's a fun girl to be with!" Another questionable answer! I guess we all need to wait and see.

Tequila Joe's has been a happening place. Since they opened 3 weeks ago, Eugene is in the spotlight! He is requesting DOV if he can make up his absences by planning events at Tequila Joe's just like this joint birthday bash last week. I am totally in favor of that so I can attend too! It was so much fun that DOV asked Tom to write about that night so get details from him.

The opening was such a success that we ended up in Strumm's because it was so full. Some lady came up to me, obviously drunk, and said, "I'm horny so will try to get my date to bed!" She happens to be a co-owner, so Eugene, better watch out! While this was going on, my eye caught Miguel and Company saying good-bye to some "booby" lady. Then I heard Coch say "Oops! We better watch out because Tessa's here." I have become "Mighty Anne," protector and defender of the better halves!

Dennis and I haven't been going to bars lately so we're shocked with how young the people look. It's a good thing the Rotary party had people our age. But with the new batch of members, Uncle Mike feels older. But no worries, I'm sure he can out-drink them anytime.