"Body
Shots"
By
First Lady Sea Princess
For all you non-alcoholics (I'm sure you are a
dying breed), body shots are a sexy drinking game
between two people and a bottle of tequila.
(Editor's note: the tequila always wins.) The
trick is to lick the salt off the sexiest body
part of the other person and then drink a shot of
tequila. You also have the option of squeezing
lime on that person and making it drip to get a
more sensual effect.
On our second date in Hong Kong and during our
wilder days, DOV and I played this game in his
flat, which was like a local bar. He had a
complete line of liquor (including the tequila
with a little worm inside called
"mezcal") and his toilet was known as
the barfing station among the Cathay
stewardesses. Even before I met him, his flat was
the regular party place with rooms for either
passing out or getting lucky that night.
We actually reached 5 rounds each and covered all
the
(Editor's note: the following
paragraph has been censored to maintain the
family atmosphere of Pagkakaisa.)
I haven't drank any tequila since. That night was
the last body shot experience I had. To my
recollection, DOV did another game with some guys
from National Life (headed by Ronnie Asuncion and
during his wilder days!) and handpicked GRO's.
DOV won with his choice of body part, licking
salt from the fine lady's upper inner thigh! I
don't really think of that as an accomplishment
but I let him enjoy his glory.
Funny that I remembered this game looking at Tom
drinking his tequila whilst talking to Rosan, a
friend I brought to Tequila Joe's to meet him.
I've been setting up this date for the longest
time. They actually know of each other for they
both dive with the same circle of friends. Asked
if she had a good time, she said, "Well, he
tried to get my number." I can't decide if
that was for or against Tom. DOV in turn asked
Tom to rate her between 1 and 10 and his answer
was "She's a fun girl to be with!"
Another questionable answer! I guess we all need
to wait and see.
Tequila Joe's has been a happening place. Since
they opened 3 weeks ago, Eugene is in the
spotlight! He is requesting DOV if he can make up
his absences by planning events at Tequila Joe's
just like this joint birthday bash last week. I
am totally in favor of that so I can attend too!
It was so much fun that DOV asked Tom to write
about that night so get details from him.
The opening was such a success that we ended up
in Strumm's because it was so full. Some lady
came up to me, obviously drunk, and said,
"I'm horny so will try to get my date to
bed!" She happens to be a co-owner, so
Eugene, better watch out! While this was going
on, my eye caught Miguel and Company saying
good-bye to some "booby" lady. Then I
heard Coch say "Oops! We better watch out
because Tessa's here." I have become
"Mighty Anne," protector and defender
of the better halves!
Dennis and I haven't been going to bars lately so
we're shocked with how young the people look.
It's a good thing the Rotary party had people our
age. But with the new batch of members, Uncle
Mike feels older. But no worries, I'm sure he can
out-drink them anytime.
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