Why you like that?
Thoughts
from your Club Secretary |
According to studies, the first letter of your
first name reveals your sexual identity... What
do you think?
A You are not particularly
romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean business. With you, what you see is what you
get. You have no patience for flirting and can't
be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up
front person. When it comes to sex, it's action
that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's
physical attractiveness is important to you. You
find the chase and challenge of the
"hunt" invigorating. You are passionate
and sexual as well as being much more adventurous
than you appear; however, you do not go around
advertising these qualities. Your physical needs
are your primary concern.
B You give off vibes of lazy
sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and
dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an
expression of the affection of your lover. You
want to be pampered and know how to pamper your
mate. You are private in your expression of
endearments and particularly when it comes to
lovemaking. You will hold off until everything
meets with your approval. You can control your
appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You
require new sensations and experiences. You are
willing to experiment.
C You are a very social
individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship. You require closeness and
togetherness. You must be able to talk to your
sex partner before, during, and after. You want
the object of your affection to be socially
acceptable and good looking. You see your lover
as a friend and companion. You are very sexual
and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and
almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved,
you have the ability to go for long periods
without sexual activity. You are an expert at
controlling your desires and doing without.
D Once you get it into your head
that you want someone, you move full steam ahead
in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily.
You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a
problem, this turns you on. You are highly
sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your
involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous.
Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a
free and open.
E Your greatest need is to talk.
If your date is not a good listener, you have
trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually.
You need a friend for a lover and a companion for
a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption,
but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while
it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for
the challenge is more important than the sexual
act for you, but once you give your heart away,
you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't
have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will
fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in
fact, you prefer a good book.)
F You are idealistic and
romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
look for the very best mate you can find. You are
a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal.
You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
passionate. Publicly, you can be showy,
extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic.
Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy
pastime. You can be a very generous lover.
G You are fastidious, seeking
perfection within yourself and your lover. You
respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal
or superior, and one who can enhance your status.
You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak
of erotic stimulation, because you work at it
meticulously. You can be extremely active
sexually that is, when you find the time. Your
duties and responsibilities take precedence over
everything else. You may have difficulty getting
emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble
getting close sexually.
H You seek a mate who can
enhance your reputation and earning ability. You
will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an
investment in your partner. Before the
commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your
spending and dating habits and equally cautious
in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and
patient lover.
I You have a great need to be
loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh.
You look for lovers who know what they are doing.
You are not interested in an amateur, unless that
amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting
about having your desires satisfied. You are
willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual
expression. You bore easily and thus require
sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual
than sexual, but you are sometimes downright
lustful.
J You can be very romantic,
attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner
is of paramount importance to you. You are free
in your expression of love and are willing to
take chances, try new sexual experiences and
partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains
turn you on. You must feel that your partner is
intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will
find it difficult to sustain the relationship.
You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining
to know that you're being appreciated.
K You are totally fucking
marvelous!
L You are very romantic,
idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love
means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or
attracting people who have unusual troubles. You
see yourself as your lover's savior. You are
sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You
can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get
turned on by movies and magazines. You do not
tell others of this secret life, nor of your
sexual fantasies.
M You are emotional and intense.
When involved in a relationship, you throw your
entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there
are no holds barred. You are all consuming and
crave someone who is equally passionate and
intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You
are willing to try anything and everything. Your
supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You
also enjoy mothering your mate.
N You are crap in bed.
O You are very interested in
sexual activities yet secretive and shy about
your desires. You can re-channel much of your
sexual energy into making money and/or seeking
power. You can easily have extended periods of
celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate,
sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from
your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you
demand intensity diversity, and are willing to
try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions
turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
check.
P You are very conscious of
social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing
anything that might harm your image or
reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you
require a good-looking partner. You also require
an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may
view your partner as your enemy; a good fight
stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively
free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to
experiment and try new ways of doing things. You
are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting
and need a good deal of physical gratification.
Q You require constant activity
and stimulation. You have tremendous physical
energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up
with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an
enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to
people of other ethnic groups. You need romance,
hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to
turn you on and keep you going.
R You are a no-nonsense,
action-oriented individual. You need someone who
can keep pace with you and who is your
intellectual equal the smarter the better. You
are turned on more quickly by a great mind than
by a great body. However, physical attractiveness
is very important to you. You have to be proud of
your partner. You are privately very sexy, but
you do not bed, you are willing to serve as
teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very
demanding playmate.
S You are secretive,
self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to
this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of
your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to
the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all
the little tricks of the trade, can play any role
or any game, and take your love life very
seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come
along.
T You are very sensitive,
private, and sexually passive; you like a partner
who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and
romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but
do not tend to fall in and out of love easily.
When in love, you are romantic, idealistic,
mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having
your senses and your feelings stimulated,
titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt.
You can make your relationships fit your dreams,
oftentimes all in your own head.
U You are enthusiastic and
idealistic when in love. When not in love, you
are in love with love, always looking for someone
to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are
a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and
freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You
enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate
looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you
desire instant gratification. You are willing to
put your partner's pleasures above your own.
V You are individualistic, and
you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait
until you know someone well before committing
yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out.
You feel a need to get into his head to see what
makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric
types. Often there is an age difference between
you and your lover. You respond to danger,
thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you
on, even though you yourself may not be a
participant.
W You are very proud,
determined, and you refuse to take no for an
answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake.
You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love
with love itself, not seeing your partner as he
or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all
of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is
too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love
games.
X You need constant stimulation
because you bore quickly. You can handle more
than one relationship at a time with ease. You
can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make
love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all
by yourself, in your own head.
Y You are sexual, sensual, and
very independent. If you can't have it your way,
you will forgo the whole thing. You want to
control your relationships, which doesn't always
work out too well. You respond to physical
stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours
just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if
you can spend your time making money, you will
give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You need to prove to yourself and your
partner what a great lover you are. You want
feedback on your performance. You are an open,
stimulating, romantic bedmate.
Z For you, it is business before
pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by
career, business, or money concerns, you find it
very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can
be romantically idealistic to a fault and are
capable of much sensuality. But you never lose
control of your emotions. You are very careful
and cautious before you give your heart away and
your body, for that matter. Once you make the
commitment, though, you stick like glue.
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