Attention to all the Smart and Handsome Members of RCMA and Alvin Co:
KNOCK KNOCK! WELCOME MOI TO THE E-MAIL!

I FINALLY CROSSED OVER INTO THE 20TH CENTURY, EVEN IF IT IS ALREADY THE 21ST. BUT HEY, HE WHO COMES LAST, LASTS. (ALVIN, WILL PAUSE HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT LAST LINE.) BESIDES, I DO REMOVE MY BRIEFS WHENEVER I MAKE LOVE AND I DON'T TAKE TOO LONG TO PUTT.

Did you know that Alvin has been disclaiming that he backed out of our last Acquire game lately? He even called Arsenic to make sure that Arsenic calls MOI to tell me that Alvin didn't back out. Al is soooo afraid to be called a chicken. Ask Arsenic, this is all true.
GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY NEW "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" JOKES LATELY? I've got a few for you.

Why did ALVIN cross the road? Because he's a chicken.

What did Alvin do after he crossed the road? Nothing, he chickened out and cross right back.

What did Alvin do after he cross right back? He saw a hen and he fell totally in love with her, she being a fellow specie.

What did Alvin do with his heartache for the hen? The horny bastard raped the hen.

What was the hen's reaction to Alvin raping her? Nothing, she didn't notice a THING.

And even if she did, it was a SMALL MATTER.

You mean she didn't notice a THING? Well, actually she did, Al's bad grammar.

ALVIN TREMBLE IN FEAR YOUR TORMENTOR IS HERE!

        your ever dearest friend (Believe it or not, Al's too),
                THE ORIGINAL COCH

PS-    My friends, I would highly advice that you subscribe our Egroup. Coch hasn't discovered it yet, but I'm sure he would find it way before he find his golf game. I'm confident in stating that because Coch will never find his golf game.
    Let the bashing begin!